Write in 'C' ...

Posted elsewhere, originally, on Jan 05, 2015 11:27 pm



Not a geek buddies' original but I luvvvv them for finding it! (the original Beatles song is one of my late Dad's all-time favourities!! )

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
Write in C ...

As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
Write in C ...

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, oh, write in C.
LISP is dead and buried,
Write in C ...

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C ...

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C ...

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC.
Write in C ...

When I go to fix a project
That looks promising but works lamely,
There's only one solution,
Write in C ...

Lame ivy-leaguers know the answers
Script in scheme, bind functionally
They suck cheese through their noses,
Write in C ...

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, yeah Write in C
Guile this and I'll kick your teeth in,
Write in C ...

{ Guitar Solo }

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Don't even mention COBOL.
Write in C ...

And when the screen is fuzzy,
And the editor is bugging me.
I'm sick of ones and zeros,
Write in C ...

A thousand people swore that T.P.
Seven is the one for me.
I hate the word PROCEDURE,
Write in C ...

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
PL1 is 80s,
Write in C ...
Write in C ...
Write in C, yeah, write in C ...
The government loves ADA,
Write in C ...